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		<title>Inside Out &#8211; Diane Wakoski</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I walk the purple carpet into your eye carrying the silver butter server but a truck rumbles by,                       leaving its black tire prints on my foot and old images          the sound of banging screen doors on hot                 afternoons and a fly buzzing over the Kool-Aid spilled on                 the sink flicker, as reflections [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1128&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I walk the purple carpet into your eye<br />
carrying the silver butter server<br />
but a truck rumbles by,<br />
                      leaving its black tire prints on my foot<br />
and old images          the sound of banging screen doors on hot   <br />
             afternoons and a fly buzzing over the Kool-Aid spilled on   <br />
             the sink<br />
flicker, as reflections on the metal surface.</p>
<p>Come in, you said,<br />
inside your paintings, inside the blood factory, inside the   <br />
old songs that line your hands, inside<br />
eyes that change like a snowflake every second,<br />
inside spinach leaves holding that one piece of gravel,<br />
inside the whiskers of a cat,<br />
inside your old hat, and most of all inside your mouth where you   <br />
grind the pigments with your teeth, painting<br />
with a broken bottle on the floor, and painting<br />
with an ostrich feather on the moon that rolls out of my mouth.</p>
<p>You cannot let me walk inside you too long inside   <br />
the veins where my small feet touch<br />
bottom.<br />
You must reach inside and pull me<br />
like a silver bullet<br />
from your arm.</p>
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		<title>A Hundred Bolts of Satin- Kay Ryan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>falloncollins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All you have to lose is one connection and the mind uncouples all the way back. It seems to have been a train. There seems to have been a track. The things that you unpack from the abandoned cars cannot sustain life: a crate of tractor axles, for example, a dozen dozen clasp knives, a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1125&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All you<br />
have to lose<br />
is one<br />
connection<br />
and the mind<br />
uncouples<br />
all the way back.<br />
It seems<br />
to have been<br />
a train.<br />
There seems<br />
to have been<br />
a track.<br />
The things<br />
that you<br />
unpack<br />
from the<br />
abandoned cars<br />
cannot sustain<br />
life: a crate of<br />
tractor axles,<br />
for example,<br />
a dozen dozen<br />
clasp knives,<br />
a hundred<br />
bolts of satin—<br />
perhaps you<br />
specialized<br />
more than<br />
you imagined.</p>
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		<title>Poor Fellows- Pablo Neruda</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>falloncollins</dc:creator>
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		<title>Recent Findings -Idra Novey</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 11:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>falloncollins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the cells of Louise Bourgeois I Studies show the difference between legs and arms is in what tends to come after them: hands or feet. As the difference between teaching in a prison and the Ivy League is a question of attendance and if you can tell the weather from the wall. II This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1116&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>After the cells of Louise Bourgeois</em></p>
<p>I</p>
<p>Studies show the difference between legs and arms is in what tends to come after them: hands or feet. As the difference between teaching in a prison and the Ivy League is a question of attendance and if you can tell the weather from the wall.</p>
<p>II</p>
<p>This tiny spiral staircase in the corner appears to be moving. Some experts say it is not. They say getting a degree in prison is like this.</p>
<p>III</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not uncommon, doctors concur, that gnawing on a stone while speaking of clauses to a mother and daughter incarcerated in the same prison may lead to the gnawing of that stone to stone.</p>
<p>IV</p>
<p>Recent polls note a breakdown in language when people say incarceration over generations, a hesitation and.</p>
<p>V</p>
<p>Too many enclosures make people cold, new data shows, and when it&#8217;s cold it&#8217;s going to be cold. As for the spider, she&#8217;s feeling for an open seam between the walls.</p>
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		<title>Hunter S. Thompson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 11:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#8220;Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.&#8221; &#8211; Hunter S. Thompson<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1114&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.&#8221; &#8211; Hunter S. Thompson</p>
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		<title>#1 heckyesssss</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 10:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>falloncollins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget the Final Four, this season’s big news is that VCFA is the winner of the CRW MFA Tournament, 2012! Hosted by authors Bill Roorbach and David Gessner on their fabulous writing-themed blog, Bill and Dave’s Cocktail Hour, this competition pits the top sixteen MFA in Writing Programs in the country against each other in a battle for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1111&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forget the Final Four, this season’s big news is that VCFA is the winner of the <a href="http://billanddavescocktailhour.com/the-best-writing-program-in-the-country" target="_self">CRW MFA <img src="http://info.vcfa.edu/Portals/116453/images/VCFA%20Foam%20Finger.jpg" alt="describe the image" border="0" />Tournament, 2012! </a>Hosted by authors Bill Roorbach and David Gessner on their fabulous writing-themed blog, Bill and Dave’s Cocktail Hour, this competition pits the top sixteen MFA in Writing Programs in the country against each other in a battle for the rank of “The greatest writing program in the country.”  And today it was announced the Vermont College of Fine Arts, a program they called ” unseeded, non-traditional, low-res, upstart” managed to “CRUSH the competition at every juncture.”<br />
This good-spirited race featured the MFA in Writing Programs from heavy-hitters such as Iowa and Ashland. Bill and Dave must have been wearing plaid jackets and sporting pomaded comb-overs because they provided their best sportscaster blow-by-blows to summarize the process:</p>
<p>Ashland and Virginia tech played a nailbiter, but in the end it was scrappy Ashland who prevailed, and maybe got a little cocky: because here came the Monster from Montpelier!  Who’da thunk Vermont could take on OSU?  But they did so with ease, garnering more votes than their whole half of the bracket combined.</p>
<p>Bill and Dave are speechless, but the system has spoken.  Best MFA program in the land?  Vermont College of Fine Arts, ladies and gentlemen, VERMONT!</p>
<p>This is the last word, of course, at least for 2012.  Bill and Dave’s has spoken.  All other rankings are obsolete, refer to them no more.  Let’s celebrate in the comments column.  And don’t forget to drink responsibly.  Riot police are standing by.</p>
<p>We at VCFA are proud to have won this prestigious and entertaining distinction, and owe it all to our loyal and enthusiastic alums, students and faculty. As the blog authors say when comparing this contest to the more tradition Poets &amp; Writers Magazine rankings, “Unlike in the Abramson system, these voters have tasted the food, baby.”  Perhaps we should issue each and every voter a VCFA foam finger.</p>
<p>The Top 16 programs in the country according to Bill and Dave’s Cocktail Hours’ scientific and foolproof methodology:</p>
<p>1. Vermont: 192<br />
2. Bama: 64<br />
3. OSU: 51<br />
4. McNeese: 44<br />
5. Goddard: 43 (a spate of late votes would have made G number 3, but…..)<br />
6. George Mason: 35<br />
7. UNCW: 23<br />
8. Ashland: 22<br />
9. SDSU: 21<br />
10. Virginia Tech: 15<br />
11. Arizona State: 13<br />
12. BGSU: 9<br />
13. New School: 7<br />
14. Arizona: 7<br />
15. Iowa: 7<br />
16.  Penn State RIP: 5</p>
<p><a href="http://info.vcfa.edu/36collegestreet/bid/125629/We-are-the-champions-my-friends">http://info.vcfa.edu/36collegestreet/bid/125629/We-are-the-champions-my-friends</a></p>
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		<title>Carnival- Rebecca Lindenberg</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 11:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The mask that burns like a violin, the mask that sings only dead languages, that loves the destruction of being put on. The mask that sighs like a woman even though a woman wears it. The mask beaded with freshwater pearls, with seeds. The plumed mask, the mask with a sutured mouth, a moonface, with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1109&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The mask that burns like a violin, the mask</div>
<div>that sings only dead languages, that loves</div>
<div>the destruction of being put on. The mask</div>
<div>that sighs like a woman even though</div>
<div>a woman wears it. The mask beaded with</div>
<div>freshwater pearls, with seeds. The plumed mask,</div>
<div>the mask with a sutured mouth, a moonface,</div>
<div>with a healed gash that means <em>harvest</em>. A glower</div>
<div>that hides <em>wanting</em>. A grotesque pucker. Here’s</div>
<div>a beaked mask, a braided mask, here’s a mask</div>
<div>without eyes, a mask that looks like a mask</div>
<div>but isn’t—please don’t try to unribbon it.</div>
<div>The mask that snows coins, the mask full of wasps.</div>
<div>Lace mask to net escaping thoughts. Pass me</div>
<div>the rouged mask, the one made of sheet music.</div>
<div>Or the jackal mask, the hide-bound mask</div>
<div>that renders lovers identical with night.</div>
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		<title>Why can&#8217;t I leave you? Ai</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 11:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You stand behind the old black mare, dressed as always in that red shirt, stained from sweat, the crying of the armpits, that will not stop for anything, stroking her rump, while the barley goes unplanted. I pick up my suitcase and set it down, as I try to leave you again. I smooth the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1102&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You stand behind the old black mare,<br />
dressed as always in that red shirt,<br />
stained from sweat, the crying of the armpits,<br />
that will not stop for anything,<br />
stroking her rump, while the barley goes unplanted.<br />
I pick up my suitcase and set it down,<br />
as I try to leave you again.<br />
I smooth the hair back from your forehead.<br />
I think with your laziness and the drought too,<br />
you’ll be needing my help more than ever.<br />
You take my hands, I nod<br />
and go to the house to unpack,<br />
having found another reason to stay.</p>
<p>I undress, then put on my white lace slip<br />
for you to take off, because you like that<br />
and when you come in, you pull down the straps<br />
and I unbutton your shirt.<br />
I know we can’t give each other any more<br />
or any less than what we have.<br />
There is a safety in that, so much<br />
that I can never get past the packing,<br />
the begging you to please, if I can’t make you happy,<br />
come close between my thighs<br />
and let me laugh for you from my second mouth.</p>
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		<title>After Your Death -Natasha Trethewey</title>
		<link>http://kepthoney.com/2012/04/30/after-your-death-natasha-trethewey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, I emptied the closets of your clothes, threw out the bowl of fruit, bruised from your touch, left empty the jars you bought for preserves. The next morning, birds rustled the fruit trees, and later when I twisted a ripe fig loose from its stem, I found it half eaten, the other side already [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1105&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, I emptied the closets of your clothes,<br />
threw out the bowl of fruit, bruised<br />
from your touch, left empty the jars</p>
<p>you bought for preserves. The next morning,<br />
birds rustled the fruit trees, and later<br />
when I twisted a ripe fig loose from its stem,</p>
<p>I found it half eaten, the other side<br />
already rotting, or—like another I plucked<br />
and split open—being taken rom the inside:</p>
<p>a swarm of insects hollowing it. I’m too late,<br />
again, another space emptied by loss.<br />
Tomorrow, the bowl I have yet to fill.</p>
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		<title>I Think Of You&#8230; -Nazim Hikmet</title>
		<link>http://kepthoney.com/2012/04/26/i-think-of-you-nazim-hikmet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think of you and I feel the scent of my mother my mother, the most beautiful of all. You are on the carousel of the festival inside me you hover around, your skirt and your hair flying Mere seconds between finding your beautiful face and losing it. What is the reason, why do I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kepthoney.com&#038;blog=24715895&#038;post=1099&#038;subd=kepthoney&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think of you<br />
and I feel the scent of my mother<br />
my mother, the most beautiful of all.</p>
<p>You are on the carousel of the festival inside me<br />
you hover around, your skirt and your hair flying<br />
Mere seconds between finding your beautiful face and losing it.</p>
<p>What is the reason,<br />
why do I remember you like a wound on my heart<br />
what is the reason that I hear your voice when you are so far<br />
and I can&#8217;t help getting up with excitement?</p>
<p>I kneel down and look at your hands<br />
I want to touch your hands<br />
but I can&#8217;t<br />
you are behind a glass.<br />
Sweetheart, I am a bewildered spectator of the drama<br />
that I am playing in my twilight.</p>
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